Jokes? copy jack =)

--------- Part one ---------------

one day, four people were in an aeroplane and it was about to crash.
There are only three parachute.

Jackson: Ok whoever answer the question correctly will get a parachute.

We agreed.

Jackson: Ok, How many sun do we have?

Kean: One.

Kean gets one parachute.

Jackson: How many moon do we have?

Xin Ze: Two.

Xin Ze gets a parachute.

Malcom was glad that the questions were so easy.

Jackson: Finally, how many stars are there in the sky?

Malcom: ...


--------- Part 2 ---------------

one day, four people were in an aeroplane and it was about to crash.
There are only three parachute.

Jackson: Ok whoever answer the question correctly will get a parachute.

We agreed.

Jackson: How many mouths does a human has?

Kean: one

kean gets a parachute.

Jackson: How many hands do we have?

Xin Ze: Two.

Xin Ze gets a parachute.

Jackson: How many hair do we have?

Malcom: ...

-------------- Part 3 ----------

one day, four people were in an aeroplane and it was about to crash.
There are only three parachute.

Malcom: Ok fine! I will jump down now! No need to ask.

Jackson: Oi! This time have 4 parachute!


hehe...